party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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