So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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