Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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