WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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