I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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