a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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