Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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