hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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