Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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