Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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