Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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