But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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