He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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