What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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