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say what?
wanna hang out?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
It's shark week go big or go home
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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