You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
i believe in u and ur pee
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