Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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