Will you blow on my dice?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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