Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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