So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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