Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
are you so shy because you have an std?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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