Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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