Porn is love you can see.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
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is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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