Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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