OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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