she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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