Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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