Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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