I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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