i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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