We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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