we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Can vaginas get frostbite?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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