I love black thongs
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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