They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
