How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I enjoy the company of your penis
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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