Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i think my mom watched the whole time
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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