i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
being pregnant is like rehab
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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