tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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