Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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