You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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