I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
How's work?
Spinning.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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