Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
