ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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