oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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