these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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