so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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