Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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