but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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