I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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