it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
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is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
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I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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