So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
Cake is only good when you eat it
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™