Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
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instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly