your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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