Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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