I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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