what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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