She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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